Don't Make Me Use My Sailor Language Hoodie
- Free shipping - no matter how much you buy
- Soft and comfy - cannot gurantee it won't be stolen by your partner
- Design guaranteed to start at least 3 conversations in its lifetime
- In stock, ready to ship
Everyone needs a cosy go-to hoodie to curl up in. This one is soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!
Designed by us and printed on a high quality hoodie, let your inner sailor shine through.
If you're currently serving or a retired member, our range of Navy themed t-shirts, hoodies, apparel and homewares will add to your kit.
Regular fit.
50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester.
Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²).
Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling.
Double-lined hood with matching drawcord.
Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle.
1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex.
Front pouch pocket.
Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem.
We currently ship to Australia, New Zealand, Canada, the USA and UK. Shipping to these countries is free.
All products are made to order and have a 2-5 business day production time, after which the product will be shipped.
Shipping times depend on the country being sent to as well as other factors, currently including COVID-19 delays. Shipping to most countries takes 3-12 business days.
In most orders, production and shipping with be from the closest country to the delivery address to enable us to get the products to you as quickly as possible. For example, if you order from Australia, your products will be printed and shipped from Australia, if you order from the USA your products will be printed there and if you order from the UK, they will be printed in Europe.
Please note 4XL and larger t-shirts (excluding black colour) are typically printed in the USA and will take slightly longer to get to Australia than other sizes.
For more information see our shipping policy.
If you are looking for your correct size in our t-shirts and hoodies, the best way to measure is to grab and existing item that fits you well and measure according to our size guide. Then compare your measurements to find your best fit.
T-Shirt Measuring Guide
Measurements are provided by our apparel suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
A Length
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
B Width
Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
Unisex/Mens T-Shirt Product measurements
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
| Length, in | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 45.7 | 50.8 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 | 76.2 | 81.3 |
| Length, cm | 71 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86.4 | 89 |
Women's T-Shirt Product measurements
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.25 | 19.25 | 21.25 | 23.25 | 25.25 |
| Length, in | 25.5 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 28.5 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 43.8 | 49 | 54 | 59 | 64 |
| Length, cm | 64.8 | 66 | 68.6 | 71 | 72.4 |
Unisex Hoodie Product measurements
Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
A Length
Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the shirt.
B Width
Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.
C Sleeve length
Place the end of a measuring tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.
Centimetres
| SIZE LABEL | LENGTH | WIDTH | SLEEVE LENGTH |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 | 85 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 | 87.6 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 | 90.2 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 | 92.7 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 | 95.3 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 | 97.8 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 | 100.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 | 102.9 |
Inches
| SIZE LABEL | LENGTH | WIDTH | SLEEVE LENGTH |
| S | 27 | 20 | 33 ½ |
| M | 28 | 22 | 34 ½ |
| L | 29 | 24 | 35 ½ |
| XL | 30 | 26 | 36 ½ |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 | 37 ½ |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 | 38 ½ |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 | 39 ½ |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 | 40 ½ |
